An Open Letter to the Internet About Its Very Clear Lack of Orgasms in 2020 — and Why This Should…It’s 2021. Stop telegraphing to the world how much you need to come.Jan 1, 20211Jan 1, 20211
Published inUn YourselfThe Death of “King Comm” Chris Waller and the Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless ContrepreneurThe boy-king of drop-shipping — and an alleged contrepreneur — is dead, and he was my friend.Mar 25, 20202Mar 25, 20202
Published inUn YourselfIf Mary Shelley Can Write “Frankenstein” During a Pandemic, What Will You Create?The 19-year-old never planned on writing a masterpiece.Mar 16, 20201Mar 16, 20201
Published inUn Yourself“I’ve Loved You 67 Years and Still Do. Happy Anniversary.”This may be the most romantic sign ever created.Mar 16, 2020Mar 16, 2020
Published inUn YourselfOperatic Tenor Maurizio Marchini Serenades Italy with a Song of HopeWith his nation in quarantine, the singer is belting hope night after night from his balcony.Mar 16, 2020Mar 16, 2020
Published inUn YourselfThe World Health Organization’s Recipe for Making Hand SanitizerScientists, please, have at it — and share the supplies!Mar 16, 2020Mar 16, 2020
Published inUn YourselfGloria Gaynor: “I Will Survive” with Proper Hand-WashingThe legendary singer is bringing joy to TikTok and teaching good hygiene.Mar 16, 20201Mar 16, 20201
Published inUn YourselfThe Graduation Must Go OnAnd a group of Japanese students figured out a way to do exactly that.Mar 16, 2020Mar 16, 2020
Published inUn YourselfElizabeth Wurtzel, “solipsistic, self-consumed, bottomless emotional vacuum” and author of…She was fearless, maddening and — in the ultimate feminist act — uncontrollable.Jan 7, 20203Jan 7, 20203
Published inHuman PartsHow I Stopped Sitting Around All Day Seething With Jealousy of My PeersI learned the hard way: There are better morning routines than Googling people you envy and hating yourself as a resultApr 8, 2019178Apr 8, 2019178