An Open Letter to the Internet About Its Very Clear Lack of Orgasms in 2020 — and Why This Should Be Your First New Year’s Resolution for 2021

It’s 2021. Stop telegraphing to the world how much you need to come.

“You’re under citizen’s arrest.” — Karen
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Photo by We-Vibe WOW Tech on Unsplash
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Photo by Dainis Graveris on Unsplash
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Photo by Dainis Graveris on Unsplash
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Cardi B, baby.
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What is America’s best sex shop? Well now you know. Because I’ve screenshotted this from their web page.
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Look at this little guy! Satisfaction guaranteed.
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Photo by Dainis Graveris on Unsplash

Editor of Un Yourself. Author of Unwifeable. To support my message of hope, you can donate across platforms at @mandystadt. Keep going.

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